The Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys.
Film at eleven.
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
The Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys.
Film at eleven.
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
They were hitting the pavement like sacks of wet cement. I love that clip.
Mornin’ Gang
Oh and First.
Adee’s Pompeii posts are pulled from the comments and posted, along with photos, on the front page. Enjoy!
Things are moving and shaking in the GOP Primary, with only Romney holding steady, but maybe not so much.
In Iowa, Newt and Herman hold the top slots with Romney at third and Perry with almost half as many points as Ron Paul’s third place.
There’s a bit of a change in NH where Romney has lost three points while Newt and Ron Paul take second and third. Perry still polls behind Jon Huntsman. Paul’s rise is no real surprise to me Those in the state who still have the downeaster ethos are attracted to his type, and the Free State Project (google it) is attracting some folks who are even more politically active than even NH Natives, and they are all pretty much Ron Paul voters. But Romney’s down tick as both Newt, Paul, and even Huntsman see a rise is not a good sign for the master debater. His strategy is built around achieving a victory in NH so massive that it will put the seal on his “inevitability”. But in doing so, and by virtue of the fact that he’s practically a favorite son, he’s built expectations pretty high. Any showing of less than 40% in the primaries will be a kick in the groin.
And it’s looking like SC won’t make his groin feel any better. Cain still holds a commanding lead there, even seeing an uptick since last week, along with Newt. Mittens, and everybody else, has seen a downtick.
Its possible that after SC, Newt, Herman, and Romney will each have won a state. That’s bad news for Romney as it will shatter his claim of inevitability. If Newt keeps rising in SC and Herman holds steady, a third place showing is in the cards for Mittens, and that won’t help his inevitability one little bit.
The next round of primaries are in Florida (where Mittens is not doing well), and caucii in Nevada, Maine, Colorado, and Minnesota. RCP has Mittens up by 6 points in Nevada, but the last poll they show was taken almost a month ago, and we all know that so much has gone on in that time that we can’t rely on old results. I can’t find any reliable polling in the other states this morning.
Words fail me.
But it seems they ARE facing a formidable enemy:
Maybe they should read some Tom Clancy novels:
He speaks! The monkey speaks!
G’Morning all
Good Pompeii article.
#4 Hamous
Moochelle got booed at NASCAR. Next week OBH is holding a tribute to country music at the White House. (No “A” listers on the guest list I noticed)
I guess the next thing they will try is taking their Bible to the gun range and pop a few caps.
Is there anything they won’t try?
For any of you”city folks” that don’t take the Texas feral hog problem seriously:
That works out to be over 13 hogs per acre.
We used to raise hogs when I was young. I remember how quickly they turned grass into muck. The Mexicans are right – they are devastating to the flora and fauna, especially in such concentrations.
While I appreciate the reverse illegal immigration angle, I sympathize with the farmers who are just trying to make a living. Go make all the bacon you want, farmers!
If a hog smells something tasty, it’ll rototill an entire hillside to get to it.
Feral hogs are an environmental disaster in the highest order:
A female can reproduce at least once in her first year, after that she can reproduce 2-3 times per year at up to 15 or so per litter.
They live for a long time, well over 5 years, so when you run the numbers, it is not hard to see how they can overpopulate.
They are very destructive to the landscape, they will mark territory by scarring trees which usually kills the tree, they defecate in and near the water sources, fouling it for all other beasts, they will dig out hog wallows in the shallow areas to coat themselves in mud and they will root for grubs, worms and whatever else they can find destroying pastures in the process, not to mention the acceleration of the soil erosion process.
This year Texas legalized shooting the vermin from helicopters because they are such a menace.
Every feral pig needs to be shot on sight, every time, everywhere. Until we as citizens of the Great State of Texas realize that we are at war, the pigs will win.
From last night #123 TT: What a treat seeing those pants-off-the-butt thugs getting busted in the act of burgling. I hope they spend many years in prison. The lack of regard for other’s property is appalling. Scum meet justice!
#10 TT, #11 Pyro, #12 Boney
I was just getting ready to comment on TT’s post. On our deer lease, we have traps around every blind and watering hole. If you see one in the daytime (very very rare, they are primary nocturnal in the wild), it is mandatory to shoot it, even if it means messing up your deer hunt for the day.
So I guess the question is would we rather have a bunch of wild hogs here in Texas or can we trade them to Mexico for some of their citizens. I’d like to be snarky, but frankly the ones that I know are pretty hard working – but I know nothing of their use of social services, schools, and the like.
I am always reminded of Neal Boortz “cat drop” story. He and his fellow skydivers claimed to round up stray cats and take them aloft. Once at altitude, they would toss all the cats out of the airplane then jump out behind them. The diver who landed with the most cats attached was declared the winner….
Needless to say, he got a lot of grief when he told that story – apparently some of his listeners believed him.
#14 OTL:
I think that is the norm on most deer leases in Texas. This also describes how most hunters are ardent conservationists.
Weird story, and its not from the Sunshine State:
I normally agree with Geller but this seems rather trivial. I don’t particularly care what some illegal immigrant from Mexico mutters while he’s hooking turkey feet up to the conveyer that runs their neck through a saw. This is exactly how I have butchered many a chicken on the chopping block, except I didn’t yell Bismillah allahu akbar! as I was subjecting them to the axe. There are more important things to worry about.
So the bartender sez “We don’t serve your kind here.”
A faster than light neutrino walks into a bar and orders a sarsaparilla.
#19 Hamous: The Apostle Paul is quite specific about “eating food sacrificed to pagan gods” and that is you should not knowingly do it. The allah that the moooooooooooooslimes worship is NOT the same as the Elohim of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. The descriptions of allah in the koran match very closely the descriptions of the evil one in Scripture, the same goes for the 12th immam and the anti-christ.
Just as a reminder allahu does not mean “god” it means “our god” and akbar does not mean “great” it means “greater“. The obvious implication is that they are worshiping a different entity than we are.
This is an example of creeping sharia, one that must be beat back, just as one beats back the camel when it puts its nose under the tent.
This is a much bigger thing than some q-tip in a processing plant shouting something while on the job.
#20 Pyro: I think what may come out of all this is that Einstein’s models are only consistent within a certain interval of measurement. It is in a similar way that the Gas Laws don’t quite describe the behavior of a plasma. Initially it was thought that Einstein’s models worked from infinity backwards and forwards, but as we gain the capacity to push the envelope of what is possible, like create a plasma or build instrumentation to detect a 60 nanosecond difference, then the models start to lose cohesion.
A Catholic illegal working in a poultry processing plant is not sacrificing anything to a pagan god. He’s chopping the heads off turkeys.
I really don’t want to get into this again, but Paul said just the opposite. For those of us who know there is but one God eating such meat is not a problem. The distinction he made was for those who worshiped idols, eating such meat may defile their conscience because it is already weak.
He prolly has no idea what he’s saying, has only the vaguest (if any) idea why, thinks it’s completely looney, and only does it if someone is watching.
Anyone else have trouble with link in Tedtam’ #5 ???
Yup, she’s got someone’s email addy in there.
Nevermind. Got it off Drudge.
These morons can’t find a measly $1.2 trillion in cuts over 10 years?
The really sad part of that is that they need to find $1.2T in cuts every year.
Or $12T in cuts over 10 years.
I think we should just start with a 10% across the board cut by line item. Nothing gets spared – salaries, pensions, SS Medicare, welfare, studies on the mating habits of the blue-topped cracker. Nothing.
20 WB
I had a great pic of a blue-topped cracker, but couldn’t figure out how to insert a photo into a comment.#28 Hamous: The last budget actually passed by the Senate was the one for FY 2007 which so happened to be the last time the Rs controlled the Senate; every budget since then has been a continuing resolution. Why the Rs aren’t screaming this from the rooftops and put an actual face to the problem is a mystery to me. Harry Reid and his band of idiotic Ds have greased the skids for our national slide into the basement of the outhouse.
The feds are a bunch of thieving bastiges!
Shannon and I have a friend whose brother was a major vendor to the largest hog slaughterhouse in the country near Chicago. He had to periodically go out onto the kill floor during production. I won’t go into gruesome details, but all of the workers who did the actual killing and exsanguination were all hired from the pool of recent parolees from the nearby high security prison for the most violent offenders.
These were the ex-inmates that no amount of arm-twisting or political pressure could force anyone to hire. Our friend’s brother said these guys really, really loved their job - every aspect of it.
Now this is not a concern for those who do not consume pork, however, for those who do, whatever these guys are thinking and saying is far worse than “Allah Akbar !”. Who knows what people say or think in food processing plants around the world ? Why would it even matter ?
Reiterate Bones #13:
If you didn’t see TT’s #123 post last night of the woman who watched by CCTV as her house was burglarized, it is amazing. I could really feel her fear being expressed to the 9-1-1 operator the several times that her cat ran through the room while the intruders milled around. It was wonderful to see the cops arrive before those thugs could get away.
#20 Pyro
That musta been a slow neutrino that finally got to the bar, cuz I think that joke made the rounds here several months ago.
#36 mh42
There was another one in the last couple of days.
#31 shannon
You were right. That’s a picture of Crackerus Inebriatus Vulgaris var. Blue-topped or “Helmeted Blue”.
It’s unusual to see such a quality specimen moving under its own power. Usually the only time that happens is mid-morning, just after they arise and start consuming their helmet.
#31 Shannon
Only the anointed high priests are able to do that.
Hamous
Did you see this one ?
Highlights from the Fleabagger Houston General Assembly meeting Friday:
I wonder if these clowns are any better than the Afghanis at jumping jacks.
Our country’s air security is in the best of hands.
Texpat – saw that yesterday. How these people have any credibility left is beyond me.
I just got back from running errands. I fixed the link in #5.
I had a lovely lunch with my Lovely Daughter. Picked up the fluffy white dress today and discussed bridal shower schedules.
/sigh
I’m feeling reeeelly old these days.
From Hammy’s link in #41.
Dustin announces a call from CBS Radio 350 AM, offered us a position on their radio show, and it will be free (713) 881-5926, as well as a meeting with the nation of Islam (832) 442-7378
The AM dial only goes down to 525. Receiving a 350 kHz signal may be possible but these pinheads are not going to have the means.
I saw that. Is there a 1350 station in Houston?
I just wanna know the back story behind “a certain individual” that Shamus and Remmington are hatin’ on.
I googled it. It is 650 AM.
Texpat #34;
LOL! I used to work in a cosmetics factory of all places and even there when the Mexicans spoke of Puerto Ricans, the words they used were palabras no buenas.
I find it telling that hamous and this “shamus” have never been seen together.
Coincidence? I think not.
Time for grand babies!!!
Russian News Anchor Gives the Finger During Report About President Barack Obama
Happens at the 15 second mark.
Filed under “Dude” at Hot Air.
Breaking: Super Committee declares defeat; Update: No downgrade, says S&P
Just to reiterate what El gordo said yesterday.
What Are the Odd Figures Google Captured in the Swiss Sky That Are Making the Rounds Again?
God’s just checking up on Switzerland.
They spelled it wrong. It’s Seamus. Ask Dr. Che.
More pearls of wisdom from Dr. Che:
#55 hamous
Riiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhtttt.
Shannon & this “Dr. Che” have also never been seen together.
I’m seeing the conspiracy here.
From Butterball’s website.
USDA Approved, Russian Approved, Halal Certified, and employ a Hazard Analysis and Critical Control Points (HAACP) food safety system with Good Manufacturing processes.
Russian approved? I had no idea the Rooskies were all that picky. I bet they are using a fast and loose interpretation of halal. That, or just buy via donation the certification from somebody.
The Super Committee’s much-to-the-surprise-of-no-one super failure is now a reality. This quote from the Drudge linkie is revealing:
The Rs tried to compromise and actually proposed “revenue enhancers” which is Bravo Sierra DC-Speak for a tax increase and that was rejected by the Ds as not enough. On the other hand the Ds did not yield at all on entitlement reforms. Anybody with two brain cells to rub together knows that it is the entitlements that are unsustainable and are causing the overwhelming majority of the problem. We do not have an income problem, the problem is spending; as if anybody doesn’t already know that. The Rs almost got rolled again by increasing taxes and getting nothing in return. So now we have the automatic cuts, my understanding is that the majority of which will come from defense, that will only make us weaker and kick the stooooopidity can down the wissin road.
Fix the problem now, cut everything 10% across the board and freeze spending at that level for 2 years. Then get the big knife out and cut another 20% and freeze again for 2 years.
Heh. One of my Godson’s got me this for Christmas last year:
Oh, and find the kitty
an article appeared in my inbox that is great for us all to read. Take note when you read it below the similarities between the political behavior of the mooooooslimes and the D’s.
That’s some pretty high praise.
Israeli PM Netanyahu Praises Beck for Defending Israel: ‘You’ve Never Flinched’
Just got a phishing email on one of my gmail accounts. Just a heads up to everyone. It said that my account might be disabled due to a loss of data in a recent gmail software update.
I reported it, but I’ve never seen one of these slip through the gmail filters before.
#52 Darren
Heck, that finger wave from the Russian news anchor towards TBO wasn’t EVEN subtle!
How’s that Peace Prize thing looking now?
Is it me, or are the politicians on Drudge’s front page leaning left?
#61;
In the background, is that your father holding up a bobcat he shot?
#61 – Oh GEEEEEEEEEZ not you too Hammy????????????
#67, Sure looks like it.
#61 That is one dead kitty, I would not like to be holding it like that ifn it were alive.
Hammy’s Dad probably got it with a Ka-Bar knife.
THIS is for Tedtam.
#50 Pyro
Sounds like classic evil twin setup to me.
Is it just me or does the Che bobblehead look like Burt Reynolds playing Fidel Castro in “Havana Holiday”?
There is no time like the first time you go camping in the woods overnight, without adults, at 9 or 10 with your buddies and you’re all lying there in the tent, in the pitch dark, when the bobcats start screeching….
Hey, uh, Charlie, did you hear that ? It sounds like there’s a baby crying all alone out here in the woods.
Yeah, sounds pretty scary…
…and then the coyotes begin to start howling in the distance which sets off the ones ever closer so it sounds as if they are moving in towards your camp.
Texpat;
Did you have a camping experience?
Can a coyote beat up a bobcat? Probably not.
Video: Boys dump flour all over house in an unusually uniformly messy way
And it wasn’t for cooking.
LOL.
39 mharp
I thought I was one.
Then I remembered I’m only a lowly Lutheran.
Gotta be a Papist to have any stroke around here.
And don’t you forget it.
“Bout them Feral Hogs, this dropped into my mail box a while back; HELI-HOG’N The dude has a small (inexpensive) Robertson Helicopter with a AR 15 mounted at the door with a military sighting device that lets him fire the weapon with a helmet mounted sight, IE were he looks the rounds go. You ALMOST,…almost feel sorry for the pigs.
From the E Mail ; This Texas feral hog shooting chopper video (LOACH on the job) is fascinating.
The pilot has a fixed rifle with optics rigged back to his helmet and eye-piece. He doesn’t miss and his scout-chopper flying skills are down pat with the hogs behavior and pack or group running style. This came from Greg Cooper who has a huge ranch SE of Brownfield, Texas …south of Lubbock . I don’t know where the chopper hog hunting op is but it is clearly West Texas . This is a long run video but the hogs get it ! I don’t see them dropping flags or stakes from the air to ground-mark their kills so as to go find them easily but I assume they “know” the country or wait for the turkey buzzards to tip them off. The pilot is really good!
Oh and I have NO IDEA about the paint ball crap at the end. Weird~
Via Drudge
This woman is a an absolute beast.
So, I’m reading this story about how the drought has lowered some lakes enough to expose buldings and even towns that had been there before the laes were created, and I come across this:
If they are on a lake, shouldn’t they be called lakewalls instead of seawalls?
Just sayin.
The man holding the bobcat is actually my grandfather. Coincidentally his name was Charlie (grandfather, not the cat). The picture was taken about 1965 in Campbell Station, Florida. I don’t think the town even exists anymore. It was South of Kissimmee. The cat had been killing chickens for a while before he was dispatched.
#82 texpat
Sounds like she needs to be vigorously catechized.
With a big rock.
The only consolation here is that the Big Guy dealt with another who was even worse than The Pelosi and on an ancient road between Samaria and Syria turned him into the greatest evangelist the Church has ever known.
I think I’ve spotted the kitty!!!!1!!!11!!!
It’s behind the guy holding the proto fur coat.
#84 Hamous
Nice photo and that is a pretty good-sized bobcat even if it is all stretched out.
Nope. That’s Jill. The best beagle dog there ever was!
The other side of him.
Under the house.
#84 Hambone, What a great shot, a bobcat is a very small cat 20-30 Lbs max BUTT they are very long (body) and have long legs, the cat in the pix looks to be about 4′ head to rear feet.
One more thing, a beagle is one of the best hunting/tracking dogs anywhere and without a doubt the most Horny! Never saw a male beagle that would’n hump your leg…….I hope I didn’t offend your Grandma.
Sarge linked to an interesting kitty pic. This was reportedly taken on a deer lease near Jacksonville, Texas.
#83 Sarge
I saw that story. It’s fascinating, but the proper term is bulkheads, not seawalls or lakewalls.
So journalism takes another stride into irrelevant obscurity.
#81 Super Dave
Everyone here needs to watch that video. Effing amazing stuff.
I wanna do that one.
Oh, and that is not West Texas. Way too flat. Pure Panhandle wheat crop rows. Definitely north of the Caprock.
#91 Hamous
I’ve never heard of cats of that type and size in that part of Texas.
Is there any other information about this photo ? Are we sure it’s East Texas ?
Texpat, did you notice that the range didn’t seem to matter? That is he’d nail some of them at a fairly long range and miss some that were close? But he is Dang good and you have to remember he is flying a helicopter! I have flown a Bell Jet Ranger and it is tough! At 150 Kts it’s just like a small plane, but to stop and hover, very, very hard. If you can stack ten greezed bowling balls on top of one another, you can fly a chopper.
#94
That photo has been floating around the net for a while and it’s been reported to be anywhere from south Texas to northen Mexico. Never heard of it being from eastTexas.
#81;
That looks useful. Unofortunately I always get lag with Vmeo and so I did not bother playing much of the video.
Did y’all see Drudge’s link today to Giant Mound Of Tires In South Carolina Visible From Space? I’m going to see if I can spot it in Google Earth.
Waal, that would prolly take longer than I have, so I’ll leave a setup here for someone & off to bed for me.
Hunnert!! Bloody Davey nails it!
Oh, Thanks “Iron Mary Cash”
The last report I have from an unimpeachable source was on a handout at the
Wichita Mountains Wildlife Refuge year before last. It mentioned 5 known to be ranging throughout the mountains. They have been spotted frequently in the Refuge itself.
TPWD reports that there have been cougar sightings reported in all 254 Texas counties, with confirmation in 67.
In January last year, there was a confirmed sighting in Atoka in SE Oklahoma.
That’s not really that far from the reported site of the pic, at least as far as ranging mountain lions go. They cover a lot of territory, and as each new generation comes in, they tend to spread out. There are those who think that there may poissibly be more mountain lions in the west today than there were 100 and more years ago.
To give an idea of why a cougar in Northeast Texas is at least plausible given the know cougar population in SW Oklahoma and the sighting in SE Oklahoma, the Cougar Network reports this