Barack Jesus Tim Obama Tebow Christ

A Mr. John D. Gilliand of Crackerland is seeking sought an injunction for protection against repeat violence from three individuals:

one Mr. Tim R. Tebow

one Mr. Barack H. Obama

and one Mr. Jesus H. Christ.

Just to show that crazy runs deep in the Gilliland lineage:

Unfortunately for Gilliand some irrational judge denied all three petitions the same day they were filed. But fear not, for our man Gilliand has filed a supplemental affidavit against Tebow and Obama to get the court to reconsider a restraining order. Apparently Gilliand considers it redundant to file another restraining order against Jesus, what with Tebow being Christ’s Earth-bound equivalent and all.

Crackers are a comedic gold mine.